Deck the halls...

Tomorrow evening I am going to my first strip club. Hopefully an extremely trashy one where girls with low self-esteem and fake breasts will take their tops off for me and try not to cry about it.

A friend of mine just asked me why I was going: "what's the occasion?" Why, it's Christmas, of course!

I don't care for ladies breasts at all, but I'm sure it's fascinating in a strange uber-campy way. I've never been to one and I'm going with my straight friend. In return he'll come with me to a gay strip club in the future. Wish me luck.