Deck the Halls Do-Over...

Never made it to the strip club. We decided to do a little more research before choosing our house of debauchery. Also, we feared that Christmas weekend might prove to be a particularly depressing time to look at girls showing off the hoo-haa's and hee-hee's.

Instead we went drinking, then back to my friend's place. We woke up the next morning and went for brunch. Had there been any sex involved and had we not known each other's names this would have been a gay frist date.