I want the truth! You can't HANDLE the truth...

Just when you thought her fate was sealed and no more twists were coming, domestic diva Martha Stewart got some interesting news today. It turns out the ink expert prosecutors called upon to discuss the validity of the notations on key documents may have lied on the stand. He is being charged with perjury for statements made during Martha's trial. The witness (also named Stewart, no relation) testified the ink on Peter Bancovitch's notes suggesting they had a deal to sell at $60 was different than other ink on the paper. This probably meant, according to the lying liar of a witness, that the "sell at $60" notes were added much later in an effort to deceive authorities. I'm not saying he lied, but this might be significant. I may be grasping at straws here, but it seems to me to be a complete injustice that Martha may go to jail, especially considering the kind of people who are running around free distorting corporate profits, stealing retirement funds, and running the government. With all the terrible things in the world, we need someone who will show no shame in knitting the perfect tissue box cozy.