Wait, those aren't real navy men?...

Even Peru is now light-years ahead of the United States military policies, according to the AP.

Peru's constitutional court has granted gays in the military the freedom to have sex, declaring that a rule which had deemed such relations illegal was unconstitutional.

The army's rule had stipulated that military personnel could not engage in sexual relations with persons of the same sex either within or outside their barracks.

But constitutional court official Samuel Abad dubbed that rule "completely discriminatory."

"Completely discriminatory." That about sums it up. Maybe it's about time the U.S. look into their completely discriminatory practices, if Peru is leading the way. I mean they're all having sex in the barracks anyway. And I have all the video footage to prove it. Might as well makes it legal.