The new Kerry, now with Kung-fu grip...

This is why they don't let the man do press conferences. (He has held only 3 since June, I believe.) Even on the friendly FOX news channel, during an interview to be aired on that lying splotchy bully Bill O''Reilly's show, President Bush can't help but get his silver foot stuck in his mouth.

President Bush said he had no regrets about donning a flight suit to give his "Mission Accomplished" speech on Iraq in May 2003 and would do it all over again if he had the chance, according to excerpts from a television interview released on Sunday. When asked by Fox News if he still would have put on a flight suit to declare major combat operations in Iraq over, Bush replied, "Absolutely."

This can really translate into some major points if the Democrats start swinging back right aw-...

Oh, wait. This just in:

Kerry, arriving in Madison, Wisconsin for debate preparations, called the statement "unbelievable."

"I will never be a president who just says mission accomplished. I will get the mission accomplished," said the Massachusetts senator. "That's the difference."

I'd say that was pretty quick in fighting back. Let's hope they can prolong this asinine comment for the remainder of the week. I don't think it's enough to hit back. They need to keep it bleeding.

Yeah, the election has gotten me a little violent.