Why it's Pope John Paul II! He's not on his death bed at all! He's stopped by to visit my photo!

How weird is this? We called Time Out to see what could have happened, and all the editor could say was "The Pope? What?"

Yes sir the Pope! He said there was nothing he could do about it at this point, and that it must have been a problem with one of the designers. But I don't believe it. This smacks of divine intervention to me. We try to remain a secular institution, but then the Pope comes out and endorses you. And in the most bizarre, yet spiritually inspiring way possible. Just like the Shroud of Tourin! It would be extremely maddening if it wasn't so God-damned funny. Oops! Gotta be careful of such language. The Pope could be anywhere.

At least they spelled me name correctly this time.