What about the girls who've already bought that extra dress...

In a move that gave dumb blondes a reason to never learn anything, The Miss America Organization announced a major format change to this year’s Miss America Competition, which will take place in Atlantic City on Saturday, Sept. 18th from 9-11pm. Finalists will no longer perform their talent live during this year’s telecast. Instead there will be a video montage of select talent performances, such reciting times tables, jumping rope, singing off-key, and injecting their own botox. One contestant will earn the “Producer's Pick” designation and the opportunity to showcase her talent live on Saturday night. The 'Producer’s Pick' will be the contestant whose performance captures the best combination of skill level and entertainment and who gives the cheapest, high-quality blow jobs. The decision which will be based solely on the discretion of the producers and their particular fetishes. This is an attempt to increase their sagging ratings for the event. I'm thinking that's code for "these girl's never had an ounce of talent anyway."